Tuesday 14 July 2009











July 14th

Well it's over and I am writing this from my office in a slightly dazed state. Did we really do it? I must admit in the last two days it was tempting to do a Donald Crowhurst but rest assured dear blogger I huffed and puffed on your behalf all the way there. I was talking to myself though on the last day trying to convince myself that it was nearly over and I would feel warm again once I got out of the cycling gear and put on some dry clothes. The Who's record "Won't be fooled again" springs to mind!!!

We covered 940 miles in 11 days and 3 hours which averages out at 82 miles per day. Not too bad for a senior citizen and a somewhat overweight 58 year old [59 tomorrow] With your help we raised well over one thousand pounds for each of our charities. A very big thank you from both of us.

Some facts and pointers if you ever feel the urge to do this!

  • See your doctor first to get checked out
  • See a shrink next to check your sanity
  • Choose a good bike. I bought my Marin, Lucas Valley, on E bay for £275. The chain came off three times and a spoke went but no punctures. Alan was riding a Triumph touring bike. If you want to ride all the way make sure you have a good range of low gears.
  • Get the right kit to wear. I made a big mistake in underestimating the weather in Scotland. It was like winter and I was wearing shorts!
  • You need to get saddle ready. Spend some hours riding to get used to it. Because of time I was only doing 12 miles a day with the odd 20 miles before the start. There was a nice big hill in that though.
  • We would never have had so much fun without Dave the trolley and his caravan in support. Getting on the road and doing 20 miles before breakfast at nine is the way to go so if you can convince someone to support you with a caravan it will make it all so much easier.
  • Think of 10 miles as one hour unless you are really going for it and then you up the anti accordingly
  • Ride on busy roads with lots of traffic before the start. You can't avoid doing this on the ride and if you are of a nervous disposition don't do the ride.
  • Have a sense of humor because you will need to use it a lot.
  • Of course you need a total plan but once that's in place think one day at a time only.
  • Having a beer in the evening is fine but limit it to two. Sounds obvious I know but the temptation is great especially if you are with good company.
  • Don't be frightened / embarrassed call it what you will to walk. I suppose I must have walked approx. one and a half miles in total.
  • The only thing you can't plan well in advance is the weather. You will get wet and it will be windy at some point and again make sure you practice in the rain.
The route:
We drove down to Lands End with the bikes on the back of the car and returned with Dave in his vehicle.

Day 1: Lands End to St Agnes
Day 2: St Agnes to Okhampton
Day 3: Okhampton to Street
Day 4: Street to South Cerny [Alan's House]
Day 5: South Cerny to Bridgenorth
Day 6: Bridgenorth to Parbold near Wigan
Day 7: Wigan to Shap
Day 8: Shap to Abington
Day 9 Abington to Tarbert on Loch Lomond
Day 10: Tarbert to Spean Bridge
Day 11: Spean Bridge to Dornock
Day 12: Dornock to John O'Groats

I am going to put a video together and if you want one just e mail me.

A hugh thank you to Claire, Molly and Sheila for believing in us. Thanks to everyone that supported and kindly donated and thanks to the many kind people that wished us well throughout the journey.

Bye
John, Alan, Dave the trolley, Sooty, Geo Bear and JB's Willy!

PS Did I lose any weight?

NO

Would I do it again.

NO [well not next week]



Monday 13 July 2009

July 13th
We are now on our way back down south. It is slowly sinkng in what we have just done and I'm surprised standing back looking at the bigger picture. Writing this blog from our breakfast stop in Aviemore. I will update the blog tomorrow from the comfort of my desk top rather than my blackberry.Thanks again to everyone for your support
The boys

Sunday 12 July 2009

Day 12
The Eagle has landed More to follow when I change and warm up
Day 12
16.20 and 12 miles to go. Last cup of sweet tea and it looks like we will make it
JB
Day 12
14.30 and 28 miles to go. Its blowing old boots and pouring down. Worst day of the whole trip without a doubt. Both of us very cold and wanting it to end. Oh well back on the road
JB

Saturday 11 July 2009

Day 11 cont
Forgot to give marks out of 10. 2 from me. 7 from Alan because of the mileage. Dave the trolley gives a 10 because of our efforts. Blowing old boots at the moment and forecast is heavy rain and strong winds. Oh dear, no one said this would be easy. Nite again and I'm going to be first into bed tonight
Day 11
A lovely sunny day with one major problem. THE WIND. Just like going sailing. Right on the nose.Just where you want to go to. A total of 98 miles today which took 14hrs with stops.We came along the side of Loch Ness and then cut the corner missing Inverness and joined up with the A9 which is our route all the way to the finishing post84 miles away.We are now on track to finish tomorrow, one day earlier than planned if the wind treats us a lot kinder than today. I also lost my record of not walking up any hills today. A 15 per cent hill got the better of me and I had to walk a quarter of a mile. Alan made it with a couple of stops. Well done me old handsome. He kindly said that his gearing was a lower ratio than my bike.Thank you to the lady at the garage today who kindly donated some money to Help For Heroes and thanks again to everyone else that has donated to the two charites that we are riding for. I saw the headlines today about the latest fatalities. Just awful.
Thanks for all your comments and Liz, my Willy is safely locked up in the van to keep him out of trouble.
Nite blog followers and thanks for reading
The motley six

Friday 10 July 2009

Day 10
This could be a short blog as I am standing in a pub car park trying to get a signal!. What a cracking day. 9 out of 10. Blue skies and the greatest of views to Fort William. Just over 70 miles covered and we are over nighting in a pub car park at Spean Bridge on the A82. Makeing our way towards Inverness alondsde Loch Ness tomorrow so if there are no more sightings of us the monster has got us. We understand that we had a request from Johnny Walker this morning. Can anyone confirm please? Thanks to whoever requested it. Its now 2030 and believe it or not we are off to bed as we were on the road this morning at 6. We are both feeling tired now but not far to the finish. I have my video camera with me and I think the title for the next'Slightly Fat Man' production will be ''I only went out for a paper''
Goodnight from Jb Alan Dave Sooty and Geo

Thursday 9 July 2009

Day 9
21.45 and Dave is snoring!!
Day 9
At last we are past Glasgow. Total mileage for today was 82.left late this morning, 07.30. Could have been something to do with the pint John W bought us last night. Lovely to see you all. John's daughter, Dawn, has 5 huskies and today as we went through Larkhall we were greeted by 2 of them. Tempted to hook them up to the bike. Apparently they would have loved it. Used the sat nav on the bike for the first time today to get through Glasgow. Worked a treat and then followed a cycle route out of town to Loch Lomond.Not a good idea on reflection.Came up the A82 past the Scottish Golf Open. Road very quite when we went past but judging by the cars in the car park it didn't stay that way. Last part of journey today was along the cycle path following the Loch. Wonderful and if you have never done it you should.Dave the trolley found a great site by the loch. Only problem is the squadrons of mossies looking for fresh meat. Must also say thank you to Corrie and her daughter,Caitlin, who drove out of Glasgow this evening to say hello. Lovely to see you both. Its now 21.35 and Dave the trolley has been in bed for 20mins already! Sheila his wife will never believe it. Fort William tomorrow. 63 miles but I have a feeling it will be an up hill and down dale sort of ride.
Goodnight camp followers
The Boys
Marks out of 10 for today. 7. Coming through Glasgow let the scoreing down.

Wednesday 8 July 2009

Day 8
Up and on the road at 0530 this morning. Finished at 1745 a little weary to say the least. 89 miles covered via Carlisle, Gretna Green and a lot of the B7076 ending up in Abington. I think Shap took a lot out of us as we had a nearly two hour lunch stop with a nice catch up sleep. We also had a headwind that made life very tiresome. We hope to overnight tomorrow in Tarbert. This is where our boat Siona Of Fyne was built so I am really looking forward to seeing that. A lot colder today but we kept dry which was a plus.Total mileage is 596. We met three lads that left Lands End last Sunday and aim to arrive at John OGroats this Friday. One of them has already done this before and in resonse to me saying he needed to get a life he said he had one but it was s***
Good luck guys.
Goodnight camp followers
The boys

Tuesday 7 July 2009

Day 7
Having a problem logging in fellow bloggers. 77 miles in all including a real lung burster up Shap. Route today was up the A6 through Preston, Lancaster and then Kendal and Shap where we are overnighting. Had a little off route for 4 miles along the Lancaster Canal. Seemed a good idea at the time but we lost an hour overalland total time in the saddle today 12 hrs. Oh my sore bum!Had to stop a few times up Shap but the record of not walking up any hills still stands. Irish stew followed by apple pie and custard and a couple of beers has made us all feel better..Wonderful to have Dave the trolley as support with the caravan. I could have kissed him at the top of Shap as he greeted us woth a cup of tea and a chocolate biscuit.
Some thoughts from me; what doughnut thinks of putting bike lanes in towns and cities and when you are using them you suddenly come across Bike lane Ends. Where on earth are you supposed to go I wonder?
Huffing and puffing up Shap and coming across slow down signs and max speed 40 mph. I wish. .
Goodnight camp followers. We appericate your support and would welcome more comments.
Scotland tomorrow
The boys

Monday 6 July 2009

Day 6
95 miles today and a big thank you to Tex and Bex for looking after us tonight. Lying in bed in the caravan next to a canal trying to update this blog as its Jacks P night time reading. 74 ish miles tomorrow to the top of Shap. Bit tired tonight so goodnight you avid camp followers. Will try and pen something a bit more interesting tomorrow.
PS This time next week we will have arrived
JB
Day 6
Lunchtime and 63 miles under our belts. Dodging the showers today and to the south of us it looks like night time. We took shelter from the rain in a post office at Winsford.Thanks to Ita for the wine gums, they were lovely. Our first night sleeping.in the caravan. We all had our heads down by 10pm.Its the earliest Dave the trolley has been to bed for years he states.A greats night sleep was had by all. Up and on the road by 0615. For those that may be inspired to have a crack at this in the future getting on the road early is the way to.go.
Lunch over and 30 miles to go before meeting up with an old friend.We are on our way Tex
JB

Sunday 5 July 2009

Day 5 cont
Safe and sound at 1700 and a total of 74 miles. 9 out of
10 for today. The rain in the last hour spoilt it..I change gear with my right hand. Going up a gear is easy enough, ijust use my first finger. Going down is the problem. I push a lever with my thumb. Am action I am not used to and the rthumb is starting to protest. As I said yesterday life is not a bowel of cherries. Must get the I pod out and play comfortably numb by Pink Floyd.Nite nite
JB
Day 5
Sitting sheltering from the rain with 70 miles uner the belt and about 4 miles to meet up with Dave the trolley at the caravan site. What a difference not having to carry so much stuff on the bikes. Its piled high with Dave in the van. A really good ride today with only one really good lung buster in the last 10 miles. Alan has kindly warned me that day 6 will be hard. Um what can I say! Lunch by the side of the road in a lounge chair and even had to sit in the shade as it was to hot. Bye for now you avid camp followers. Regards to Jane and Ken who hopefully have joined the growing army of followers.
Regards also to the Bacton Boys
Sooty Geo Alan JB and Dave the trolley

Saturday 4 July 2009

Day 4
I have come to the conclusion that life is NOT a bowel of cherries. Its a sore bottom, aching legs, aching shoulders, aching hands, and an obession with time and the speedo on the bike! One hour is 10 miles.
We were up at 5.30 this morning and on the road at 6.30 to Alan's house in South Cerney for an overnight stop. Is this a good idea I wonder? We arrived 70 miles later at 13.45 so it has felt like a holiday this afternoon. I did have a relapse this morning but after a quick 5 min power nap beside the road and a drink of coke it was back on the bike. Alan's speedo had stopped working so off to the bike shop this afternoon with me driving the car. What a wonderful invention. I had a good soak and an hours sleep while Alan fitted the new speedo and tried to sort his gears out. Claire has driven down today, thanks for putting up with and supporting my madcap ideas Claire, and we are being joined for dinner tonight by Sheila and Dave. Dave joins us tomorrow in a support role. Thanks Dave and we look forward to some of your Jethro jokes along the way. Not a bad ride today as only a couple of lung busters and then mainly flat. Thanks for the call this morning Matthew and enjoy your hammock in the sun. Good luck to the young man getting married today who we met at breakfast this morning. I did offer him my bike to escape but he rufused. Hello to the lady in the Burger King who said she would log on to follow our progress and thanks Molly for looking after us so well tonight.
That's it for now everyone. Off to Bridgenorth tomorrow, leaving at 8. Marks out of 10 for today. 8
Thanks for your comments and support, it means a lot to us.
JB Alan Sooty and Geo Bear

PS JB's Willy is also joing us from tomorrow much to the digust of Claire!

Friday 3 July 2009

Day 3
I have come to the conclusion that this bike ride / event call it what you will is just like life. Its better not knowing what is around the corner,you just get on with it.
Thanks to lesley and Mark for last nigt and sorry again for leaving a messy towel. A hugh thank you to Tim at the bike shop for fixing my bike which allowed us to be on the road at 0945. A really hugh thank you to the two ladies in the sandwich shop in Crediton who suggested a less hilly route although it was 5 miles longer. You were spot on and we actually enjoyed it. Total distance today was 82 miles and we are over nighting in Street in a Yourh Hostel. Feel that we are here under false pretencies. In a 7 man room and had to make our own beds. Sharing with one other person besides Alan so perhaps when the lights go out I spy will be a bit more interesting. Weather good today and not to hot and we have left the hills behind for a short while at least. Bob and Liz caught us up on their Norton motorbikes, thanks for stopping and have a good rally this weekend. Marks out of 10 for today - 7. I'm putting a video together for the trip. Any suggestions for the music?
Nite nite
JB Alan.Sooty and Geo bear

Thursday 2 July 2009

Day 2
12 hours in the saddle and a distance of 85 miles covered. Was it a good call to avoid the A30? Um, to late now of course but we both felt like mountain goats on arrival in Okehampton. Rained cats and dogs in the morning and a steady flow the rest of the day. Not pleasant but it kept us cool. We have managed to cycle every inch so far and hopefully that will be the case for the rest of the trip. A slight problem with the last 200 yds, One of JB's back spokes went bang so we must get that fixed first thing.We won't think about what might have been if it was 20 miles out from the night stop.Sooty will have to go on a diet. Hopefully it will not delay us to long as its another up hill and down dale day ahead of us. Target is Street tonight.Our thanks to Ann, Liz and Bob who put us up for the first night. Tony H who gave us a cheer at several points along the way. The St Kew Harvest Farm shop who kindly said the drinks and scones were on the house. Hello to Carla and her mummy Antonina.
Well avid bloggers, groupies, well wishers and those with a morbid interest in two old grown men cyclying badly to Scotland catch up soon
JB, Alan, Sooty, and Geo the bear

Wednesday 1 July 2009

Day 2
6am and I am not going to need my sunglasses this morning. Its raining and this bed is very comfortable, tempting to just roll over and go back to sleep..Todays target is Oakhamton, about 70 odd miles Alan tells me. Just over an hour in a car and I expect about 7 hours for us. Take my hat off to Ian Botham and all the others that have walked the course. At least we get to free wheel down the hills. Getting up them is a different story. Time to get up and have breakfast. We want to be on the for 8am. Not going to take the A30, not at all a pleasent experince. Breakfast calls
JB
Day One
First day over and we are safe and well in St Anges Cornwall. After much posing with Sooty and Geo the bear at the famous signpost to New York and John O'Groats we left at 1445 with the temp at 27C. A little hot but todays mileage was only 35 miles. I had a close escape with a block of wood and if I had hit that it would have been over I think for me. We didn't enjoy the traffic on the A30 either.Traffic to close and to fast and of course the white van man shouting. I would like to think it was words of support but I don't think so. Well avid bloggers dinner becokns. Marks out of 10 for today : 8 out of 10. Keep reading and I understand that there might be some children now following Geo the bear. I think you should know that Geo spent today on Alan's bike on his back sunbathing.Not at all supportive and I will have words with him. Could be an early start because of the heat. Au revoir avid boggers
JB, Sooty, Alan and Geo
D day: on our way down there and Molly driving. Temp 25C and we are covered in factor50 with sudocrem on our little petit bottoms.I must stress that Alan put his own on. This may change as the week goes on and we start to bond. Nothing at all to do with 007.
Bye for now you avid bloggers
Next report from St Agnes
JB Sooty Alan and Geo Bear

Tuesday 30 June 2009


24hrs to go!

This time tomorrow I will be huffing and a puffing in Cornwall! Car temperature 37C, office temp 41C! I'm cream cracked just traveling on the tube in town today so once again I wonder what on earth I've let myself in for. Was going to request something on the Chris Evans show but now run out of time so if there are any avid bloggers out there with a bit of spare time please feel free. I was thinking of Pink Floyd 'Comfortable Numb'
Next update we be on the move
Bye you avid bloggers!

JB and Sooty

Monday 29 June 2009

2 days to go:
Headless chicken springs to mind! Last minutes panic, sun cream factor 50 purchased as heat wave predicted and only 33C in London today. Another check up at the Dr's and blood pressure exactly where it should be [can't remember where that is so if you don't know you need to get checked out yourself!]
Staples have printed off some cards to give away on the route so a big thank you to them for taking 50% off the bill.
Tex if you are reading this checked out your boat yesterday and no problems, didn't run the engine but everything else ok me old handsome.
Farewell avid bloggers, only one day to go

JB & Sooty

Saturday 27 June 2009

4 days to go! Just completed last training ride and got caught in a downpour.Bike now resting in the garage. Hopefully not a sign of things to come.Riding kit now in the wash and going sailing tomorrow. Just a few things to before Weds and most of it is work. Spent today catching up on the paperwork and those of you that know me know how much I love paperwork.Trust u had a good flight across the pond Paul?
JB

Friday 26 June 2009

5 days to go
Well its coming faster than a steam train and its going to be a heat-wave next week [according to the weather man last night anyway] or worse it could be poring. Bit like sailing, never enough wind or to much of the stuff.
Purchased my sudocream today so if it doesn't do the trick I shall blame you Paul M. Doesn't t say anything on the jar about bike saddle sores but I suppose nappy rash must be close or even more unpleasant. Lunch with an old mucker today as well, thanks Kev, burning so not much training going on and it looks like I shall be burning the midnight oil to clear the decks before the off. Intend on the ride itself to give each day a score out of 10 so if you see 1/10 you will be able to guess what an awful day I have had or it could be just Sooty I suppose. Must dig him out of the cupboard, it would be tragic to leave him behind.
Back to work
JB & Sooty

Thursday 25 June 2009

Thursday: 6 days to go
Well avid blogger this time next week we will be on the road either getting sunburnt or a soaking. I seem to be very busy at work and trying to fit everything in is becoming difficult. Haven't had time yet to buy an extra large jar of vaseline! Thanks for reading and I appericate your support.
PS So does Sooty

JB

Tuesday 23 June 2009

8 Days to go
Well avid reader and I know that there is at least one of you out there or should I say up there near Liverpool! Yes I know I'm barking but ce la fait [is that right] as they say. No training today, to busy with work and Claire's mum broke her wrist last week and we had to pay a visit.
Must get some more miles in tomorrow
Ao revoir as they say in Portsmouth

JB

Monday 22 June 2009

Test from the mobile
JB
Monday: 9 days to the off

Time is going by to quickly! Must get out on the practice run as Sunday spent recovering from our efforts in the Round The Island Race. Bike has now been serviced so hopefully no problems en route. NOt much else to say at present
JB

Thursday 18 June 2009

14 Days to go

Reminds me a little of a Johnny Cash record, 6 foot high and rising or something like that. Well avid followers of my blog I am humbled by the great response for my chosen charity, Help For Heros. Thanks again if you have coughed up, its a worthy cause.
Bike is in for a once over before the off and I'm trying to clear the decks work wise to hopefully ensure I'm not trying to work en route. Unlikely but thats the pleasure or pain whichever way you look at it working for yourself. Off this weekend in the Round the Island Race so no practice until Sunday or Monday. Not sure if racing around the Isle of Wight in a yacht will keep the blood pressure down or up. Most likely up from past experiences.

JB

Wednesday 17 June 2009

15 days to go

ECG today and no problems. Discussed the ride with the Dr and all systems go but they have me scheduled for a check up just before the off.

Oh well back to the lycra and the hill that I have built into my daily [should be but I have missed a couple just lately] ride. Must get Sooty checked out, he's looking a bit yellow!

JB

Monday 15 June 2009

Ah! a problem. Went to the docs today [16 days to go] and need to get my blood pressure down! She is not keen that I do the ride so I have to make some decisions! Its not so much the pressure being to high but the family history that has put the, excuse the pun, the spoke in the wheel!

Still training though so fingers crossed. If I don't ride I will bring up the rear in the support vehicle, not at all what I had in mind.
JB

Thursday 11 June 2009

20 Days to go

No training yesterday just to busy with work etc. Not good at all and the off is fast approaching. Must fit in a long ride today as bike going in for a servicing and we are busy all weekend. Sooty is also getting anxious!!

Tuesday 9 June 2009

21 Days to the off

Panic is now setting in. Will I make it or not? What will people think if I don't make it. Lets hope its not to hot, to cold , to windy or raining.

Two hopes and one of them died a few years ago!

JRB

Pre Start

Well not sure how this works but I understand that I am now blogging! Three weeks to the off and suddenly I have a feeling that perhaps I should have done a little more training. Bike going into the shop for a once over on Friday so hopefully it shouldn't let me down. I must have been barking to listen to Alan F when he suggested a little ride from one end of England to the top of Scotland!

Must find out how the world gets to see all this. Back to the drawing board

Regards to all
JB